Please do not leave food for the pigeons
on the public highway.
It causes mess and encourages vermin.
Leave food for the pigeons please,
in the way of the public.
Messy vermin are encouraged.
Pigeon food! Please leave!
It is not for the public.
It will cause you to mess.
Please, local council,
do not leave pigeon messages in public places.
It causes silliness and bad poetry.