Awards season

Black tie. 
My oh my the drama.

What stress! Which dress?
6 inch shoes must make front page news
Make up just right,
Belle of the ball on the night.
Keep that thousand pounds smile
Sparkling all the while –
Who might you sit near
To further your career?
Don’t eat, don’t eat
Keep the waistline neat.
Shoulders back, pose for the pics
Tits out, focus in the right bits
Smoke hard you fool,
But look relaxed, so cool.
And as the party’s getting louder,
Out comes the white powder.
No appetite and it’ll keep you up all night.

An ostentatious show of wealth
Takes its toll on your heath
But fame fame fame…
You need to win this game.

Black tie.
My oh my the drama.

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